Bramhall Rangers

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

-= Injury News =-

Bad to worse for "Anton Lowe" winner, Rascle McPherson.



Rascle's return to Rangers football was hampered last week by a recurrence of the fabled "toe" injury. This dubiously small injury was likely to rule Rascle out for this weeks match against Puss In Boots Thursday. However, whilst carrying heavy items at work, and stumbling over a loose wire, Rascle felt a ping in his right foot akin to a suspected metatarsal injury that ruled him out earlier in the year. Rangers medics will keep an eye on the situation, and Rascle, seen left on the picture above receiving his Anton Lowe Memorial Award, can be assured the best medical help possible, with the Rangers comprehensive health plan. Which Dr Holland is said to be head of.

Lets wish Rascle McPherson a speedy and painless recovery.


-=EviL_Ras=-

2 Comments:

Blogger Mini said...

What a load of hosrse shit!!

Sounds like a health and safety nightmare at work to me!! Serves you right!!

Good to see you managed to diagnose yourself there and then tho!!

:)

Lets wish Rascle washes his feet once in a while!

11:13 am  
Blogger Pie said...

All i can say is "hmmmmm".

4:21 pm  

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