"Rangers need All-Star assistance"
I got needs!
Using google and the simple phrases like "Mini needs", we can try to narrow down what it is that each Ranger needs to improve their performance on the football pitch.
Shiz needs to be like that...
Pie needs better slicing...
Mini needs a front row seat...
Belly needs some love, too!
Piggy needs a massage...
Nev needs some rebalancing...
Dr Holland needs access to data for animal health reasons...
Anton needs you to pray...
Mr T needs work...
Rascle needs a guy buddy, he's more feminine than my two girls...
Unfortunately Lifey and Hedderz dont appear to need anything. When in truth they both need a lesson in football!!:)
It would appear that Anton's needs hit closest to home in what is required for the Rangers. Belly's injury can be attributeds to a lack of TLC, Russ needs to come out of the closet to improve his game, Mini nees to watch not take part and Pie needs to improve his slicing technique (maybe a few shooting lessons from Rascle!).
And jinx baggsy no returns not massaging Piggy!
:)
Using google and the simple phrases like "Mini needs", we can try to narrow down what it is that each Ranger needs to improve their performance on the football pitch.
Shiz needs to be like that...
Pie needs better slicing...
Mini needs a front row seat...
Belly needs some love, too!
Piggy needs a massage...
Nev needs some rebalancing...
Dr Holland needs access to data for animal health reasons...
Anton needs you to pray...
Mr T needs work...
Rascle needs a guy buddy, he's more feminine than my two girls...
Unfortunately Lifey and Hedderz dont appear to need anything. When in truth they both need a lesson in football!!:)
It would appear that Anton's needs hit closest to home in what is required for the Rangers. Belly's injury can be attributeds to a lack of TLC, Russ needs to come out of the closet to improve his game, Mini nees to watch not take part and Pie needs to improve his slicing technique (maybe a few shooting lessons from Rascle!).
And jinx baggsy no returns not massaging Piggy!
:)
posted by Mini at 4:06 pm
1 Comments:
Hehe, great idea Mini.
I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and see what we all want, as this can be so different to what we actually need!
Shiz wants more of the "good stuff" (did you get some of this in Moldova Shiz?).
Pie wants you! (Exactly who this is aimed at I do not know).
Mini wants to take over the world (you have your own house, make do with that for now!).
Belly wants to expand (well a bit more can't hurt).
Piggy wants a signal. (To shoot, to pass, to tie his shoelaces, I don't know..)
Nev wants to watch him fluff (he could be talking about any of us fluffing).
Dr Holland wants him to grow and get a little stronger (his brother-in-law Mr T perhaps, or myself?).
Anton wants to know how he can buy property in the UK worth £450000. (Blimey, I know you're playing for the Rangers now but that kind of salary is a long way off).
Mr T wants to give you advice, fool. (I am still waiting to hear how to contract elephantitus of the testes).
Rascle wants to learn but he just can't keep focused. (It must be the toe).
Lifey wants to be there too. (He was there last Thursday wasn't he?)
Hedderz didn't want for anything, but he was in the Seat Leon Car Club.
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